Monday, March 12, 2007

Florence/ What are friends for??

Yes! Florence is done with! The sad thing is we disn't go to Pisa! :(((( Well, i guess i shouldn't cry over stupid things!...Anyway...Florence was the most amazing place in Italy that I've been to....after Venice...hehe... We reached the hotel in the evening after a day of walking around and conferences....Went out to a cozy Italian restaurant...(t'was 4 of us, 2 girls and 2 guys)...had a niceee dinner and some amazing Italian wine...Got ready, and went out partying that night!! yes! i did... :P The next day...was all site seeing etc....K i want to get done with this bit fasssst as I GOT TO write about the funny incident...Ok! So here's a friend of mine who hasn't had some ass for 6 months or so...so she's DYING to get some...and we have a common friend who is always boasting about how great a sex-god he is and claiming to have had the best girls all over him....! So, we're like Perfect! this is all she needs!....hehe...ok, so here goes...
0. He was small (very)
1. He was Fast
2. He dint know how and where to touch
3. He jus removed her skirt and tried to stick it in! (She screamed & stopped him)
4. He told her that he didn't 'feel' anything (whatever that means)
5. He said he's too tired
6. He said he was thinking of his ex-girlfriend
7. He says "suck me now" ( who the f*** says that????)
8. None of them came....& my friend goes 'ok! I'm sleeping!'
9. They went off to sleep!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahaha...
But because of this whole stupid incident, i was woken up early in the morning at 10:00 am on a saturday and had to listen to each detail about how baaaaad it was...hehe...after all, what are friends for, eh?
Well, we learn't our lesson...SOME men are soooo full of shit! haha...and yea some cause, i do believe that there are some good & nice men in this world...hehe...I'm not one of the single women who hate men and want them but yet put them down..(MALE Bashers)...I absolutely love men and yea ofcourse someone of you out there is made for me (ahh....lucky u!)...hehe...kidding.

Yep, so that was it...we got back to Milan on sunday at 11:00pm! Was hectic....we didn't know that one day we'd be calling Milan, 'home'!! Again I repeat...I love life...

Oh! I'm reading Salman Rushdie's- 'Shalimar the clown' right now...it's got some amazing phrases that i loved... ill include them in my next 'blog'! :) they're really nice...nothing extraordinary but i relate to them soooo much! Reading such things at times makes life so much more easy to handle...You know, that you're not the only one who thinks in a certain way....dunno if you get what i mean but then again I told u my blog was going to be RANDOM! ..! :)

1 comment:

The Sport said...

jaw breakingly funny stuff..and well written.. am thinking does small guy know this url?? .. will help the poor bastard build on whatever little he can...